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Glenn’s Funny Songs “Elf On A Shelf” Done To Toby Keith’s “Red Solo Cup”

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Listen to Glenn’s hilarious, new song “Elf on the Shelf” done to the tune of Toby Keith’s “Red Solo Cup.”

Lyrics:
Now you’re all red and kind of small
I buy you at a Target, Wal-mart or the mall
A little stuffed toy and a book that’s all – but you’re $34.99

Your legs are too long and you have a weird chin
Your cheeks are too rosy like you’ve been tipping back gin
Who made you with that creepy grin – you look like my uncle Joe

Elf on the shelf, I need some help
Where did I hide you? My kid can’t find you
Elf on the shelf, I need some help
Where are you hiding? My kid is crying

Now I originally bought you to start a tradition
But it seems like I use you more for ammunition
My kid acts up I send you on an expedition to the North Pole – that’s strong parenting

I know it sound like a big disgrace
But it’s a chore to always find you a new hiding place
I wish you would hide in the damn fireplace
And wait now there’s outfits I gotta buy too?
There goes all my whiskey money

Elf on the shelf, I need some help
Where did I hide you? My kid can’t find you (can’t find me!)
Elf on the shelf, I need some help
Where are you hiding? My kid is crying

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